Deep Questions
1.Why do essay introductions take 10 weeks to write?
2.Why does my period decide to come on the day that I have to churn out 678 words per minute?
3.Why is identity theory so bloody cool?
4.Why didn't my parents name me bell nguyen instead of Wall Flower Nguyen?
5.Why does my back furrigin' hurt like a beotch? (Oh, I know the answer to this one: because I'm too cheap to buy an Ergonomic chair but not too cheap to buy a back brace or invest in spinal disk surgery!)
2.Why does my period decide to come on the day that I have to churn out 678 words per minute?
3.Why is identity theory so bloody cool?
4.Why didn't my parents name me bell nguyen instead of Wall Flower Nguyen?
5.Why does my back furrigin' hurt like a beotch? (Oh, I know the answer to this one: because I'm too cheap to buy an Ergonomic chair but not too cheap to buy a back brace or invest in spinal disk surgery!)
posted by vtnn at 4:01 PM
1 Comments:
1. Only 10 weeks? Wow, you should be congratulated for moving along so quickly!
2. Because at the end of 678 words, you body decides that it's about time for a period (ba-dum-ching!) "thereitgoesthereitgoesthereitgoes!"
3. Not only cool, but "bazaar"
4. Be glad they didn't name you Cope Nguyen, Oriental Exotica Nguyen or Fleez Crotzsh Nguyen
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