my VAULT ain't perfect

I hate having to memorize one thousand different passwords for all sorts of accounts and email. I suppose I could just create one password for everything and streamline my life but I'm too neurotic...that's how identity theft begins!

Signing up for bank accounts or credit cards are always annoying, especially when they ask me for my mother's maiden name as my security code. I tell them "nguyen" and they always look at me as if I was stOOpid and say "no, your mother's maiden name is the name she had before she got married." To which I say "yeah, it's NGUYEN" and think to myself "you stOOPid dumbass ignoramous racist motherfucka."

My vault of a memory does really well with useless information from way back when...its more for long-term storage, not the short-term stuff.