Theme of the week: FACE OFF!

So what's new in my life? Oh nothing much...Other than Orion's Belt of zits that found its way onto my lower chin. Yes, I do have horrible skin. What can I say, the Vietnamese eat chilies for fun and excessive amounts of chilies and hot sauce only exacerbates the colony of zits. Yes, those are the seductive pink five dollar cotton pajamas I wear at home. Yes, I do have freckles eventhough I'm Asian. Would people quit asking that. The Scots aren't the only ones with freckle-privilege aight? Yes, that is a nasty-ass picture of me. Trust me, I'm extremely photogenic and absolutely stunning in person, not to mention my undeniable charisma, biting sarcasm and magnetic personality. You love me. You know you do. Look, when you're feeling pretty shitty about your skin, the only thing left to do is love yourself and convince the world that you are fabulous.

Ok, no more complaints about my face. Unlike the BF, at least I still have most of my face in tact. Poor guy. He's the sweetest boy who just happens to be walking around with dripping bits of skin and flesh these days due to an unfortunate biking accident. Let's just say, as a couple, Sol and I already have our Halloween costumes ready...The DynamicDerma-Duo.